I Own Both Positions

by Asim Jalis

I own both positions. I refuse to be pinned down to one position.
The phrase "my position" is meaningless since I own both of them.
Just because I am defending one of them against the other does
not mean I do not completely support the other one too, and with
just as much conviction. Basically I can support two mutually
contradictory positions at the same time and argue for and
against both of them against myself. No, I can't. Yes, I can.
See?