Wednesday, June 16, 2004

Muppet Boss

by Asim Jalis

Some signs that your boss might be a muppet: 1. Exhibits deep instability; changes project goals regularly. 2. Sits behind an imposing desk, and never leaves the desk. 3. Little sticks connect his hands to something under the desk. 4. Nods vigorously and emphatically in conversation. 5. Writes typo-filled e-mails (it's hard to type with fluffy fingers). 6. Takes notes in crayon. 7. Hums the Sesame Street tune when he thinks no one is listening. 8. Knows the letters of the alphabet really well.